Ace Attorney RP

Dallas:
(Well... this should be as interesting as ever..) Your Honor, the defense is ready.

Judge: *nods* Very well, Mister Cage. I understand this is your first court case in California?

Dallas: Yes sir. My business is usually done in the southern states.

Judge: keep your wits about you, Cage. You should do fine.

Dallas: Yes sir. Thank you.

*Dallas stood behind his desk, staring down his opponent.. None other than Phoenix Wright himself.. A legend.. Well, this should be interesting indeed*

Phoenix: The defense is ready, Your Honor.

Judge: Very well, Mr. Cage? Your opening statement?

Dallas: Of course sir. The defendant is charged with murder. As he has been before, I understand?

Phoenix: don't play games, Mr. Cage..

Dallas: Games? Of course not, Mr. Wright. But you yourself may want to reconsider your case. I see no way out of this one. At any rate. The prosecution wishes to add an additional charge.

Judge: Additional? A bold statement for a southern lawyer in a foreign court... Very well, present the charge, Mr. Cage.

Dallas: The charge is nothing more than plain and simple sexual battery and ****, Your Honor.

Phoenix: WHAT!? Where's your evidence to back this!?

Dallas: why, it's right here in the autopsy report. The victim was brutally raped. The, *ehem*, samples of DNA were unclear as to the producer. But they were positive for semen.

Phoenix: Where the hell did this come in to play!?

Dallas: Now, now, Mr. Wright. Don't play games.